Currently the #1 use for Bitcoin and other crypto is the ability to store and move your money without intrusion. There is no other safer, easier method to transport funds around the world than Bitcoin. Governments are out for your wealth and will seize it first and ask questions later. If you’re caught with a bunch of legit cash you are presumed guilty of some crime pretty much automatically.
Someone didn’t tell these guys:
I went to the airport today to head to San Francisco to buy a car I’d found on Craigslist. I find my gate and am strolling past it to go grab a bite to eat while I wait to board when I hear my name softly called from behind me. I turn around to see two guys I’ve never met.
They introduce themselves as what I think I remember to be DEA. We step into a stairwell to have words. They ask to search my bags, my person, etc. I complied to all. After a few minutes of them asking what I’m doing and me asking what hell they’re doing, they say they suspect me of dealing drugs. I tell them I’m not a drug dealer, that I don’t do drugs, that I can pass any test they wanna give me, yada yada yada.
They keep pressing and I eventually say something to the affect of ‘Is this about the cash in my bag? Did TSA see my cash and tell you guys to question me or something? I read the laws before coming here and there is nothing illegal about flying domestically with ANY amount of cash.’ They said it’s drug money, I told them they’re wrong and I can prove it. They said the car doesn’t exist, I told them they’re wrong and I can prove that too. I even showed them text messages the seller and I had exchanged. They said I can’t show where the money came from, I told them I can show them whatever transaction receipt they need. The money was pulled from a retirement account. I myself didn’t have the physical receipt on me (because why the fuck would I?), but I assured them that my accounts manager can show them whatever the fuck they wanna see. They didn’t care and took my cash anyway.
I missed my flight, was questioned for nearly 4 hours, was paraded through my hometown airport in fucking handcuffs, was charged with NOTHING, and was STILL robbed of nearly $20,000! Currently waiting to hear back from several different attorneys (it’s 11:00pm where I am).
Anyone have any pro tips on how to get my money back ASAP and also sue the fucking pants off this agency? I’m not a rich man, but I’m willing to spend more than I lost if it means I win and am able to get my stolen funds back while also telling the DEA or Uncle Sam or whoever to kiss my fucking nuts.
TL/DR…DEA (I think) seized my money in what certainly seems to be an illegal seizure. Want to get my money back and hopefully get some people fired along the way.
EDIT—- they called in a search dog while I was being interrogated. The dog casually strolled past 1 bag that didn’t belong to me, strolled past my bags with no reaction, and strolled past a fourth that also didn’t belong to me – no reaction to any bag. The handler took the dog around the corner and out of sight, said or did who knows what, came back in the room, PHYSICALLY PICKED UP MY TWO BAGS AND SHOOK THEM A LITTLE, and then the dog walked over and basically mimicked what the handler did. The dog grabbed my bags individually, shook them around in his mouth, and was then rewarded with a treat of some sort. While waiting for the dog to arrive, the DEA guy said the dog was gonna sniff my money, not my person or whatever. I told him I’d seen a thing on Dateline or something where 4/5 bills $20 or larger tested positive for cocaine traces and that there’s no way they can take my money based on a dog saying it smells like drugs. There’s an 80% chance of it happening. He told me to ‘shut up.’ No joke.
UPDATE — got ahold of a local attorney that offered to take the case pro bono. He said that since I can prove the money was legally earned, was withdrawn from my retirement account just a couple days ago, and that the money was all $100 bills and were still wrapped in the $10,000 bands that had the bank name and the date stamped on them, that immediately throws out the hit or whatever it’s called when the dog grabbed and shook my shit. Attorney told me go get bloodwork done today to show that I’m not a drug user.
He was a prosecutor for 23 years before going into criminal defense. He said there’s only like 1 or 2 scenarios where someone has a legitimate shot at suing the DEA, and that my case falls into that very unlikely category. He said I could likely expect a 100% return of the forfeiture within the next few weeks, or that we can forgo that option and instead attempt to sue the agency (which could end up taking a couple years).
Regardless, things are looking up.
A Sri Lankan man who raised suspicion by the way he kept looking around in an airport departure lounge was found to be carrying nearly 1kg (2.2lb) of gold stashed in his rectum.
The 45-year-old, who was headed for India, was arrested at Colombo airport on Sunday after customs officials noticed “suspicious movements”, said customs spokesman Sunil Jayarathne.
The man was carrying 904.77g of gold worth 4.5m rupees (£22,000), but was freed after a payment of 100,000 rupees, he said. Such methods of smuggling were not unusual, he said.
“The gold was wrapped in plastic bags inserted in to his rectum,” Jayarathne said, adding that there were four bags.
“This is not the first such detection and this is a common method of smuggling.”